Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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