She's JV to your varsity
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.