somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.