i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?