okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
50% drunk capacity currently
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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