Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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