ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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