at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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