Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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