p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.