It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
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They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.