we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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