would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?