Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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