Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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