No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
