Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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