I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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