8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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