it hurts more in the daytime
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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