I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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