Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
So. Much. Porn.
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