i think my mom watched the whole time
i barfeds in our rink
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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