So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
whose parrot is this?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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