Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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