Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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