I chose taco bell over sex...
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that