Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
smell my finger.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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