we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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