Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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