if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm experimenting with sincerity