now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP