Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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