We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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