dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.