PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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