My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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