I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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