everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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