So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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