I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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