i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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