So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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