I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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