I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
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