haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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