Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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