is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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