i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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