tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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