i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Well I just put wine in my tea
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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