just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza