He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Drake has all the answers
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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