Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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