Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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